
Nothing to worry about! Drinking and Lust: No man can match me in these things. We all need to be mocked from Time to Time, Lest we take ourselves too seriously. “I need to speak to someone with hair” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.” ~ Tyrion Lannister I’m denying its existence” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. If it were easy, everyone would do it.” ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it” ~ Tyrion Lannister “Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~ Tyrion Lannister You never know which one you’ll need. ~ Tyrion Lannister “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” ~ Tyrion Lannister Those are brave men knocking at our door. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Don’t fight for honor, Don’t fight for Glory, Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you. ~ Tyrion Lannisterĭon’t fight for a king. I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ~ Tyrion Lannister “I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like” ~ Tyrion Lannister I am the god of tits and wine” ~ Tyrion Lannister “We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” ~ Tyrion Lannister Sten had one last, fleeting look at the man's white, spitting face as the aides earned him through the rear door and disappeared.įfillips plunged forward onto the stage itself just as Sten and his team got moving again, up the other side.“Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?” ~ Tyrion LannisterĬut off his manhood and feed it to the goats ~ Tyrion LannisterĪ mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. ~ Tyrion Lannister Hurling men away, smashing skulls, and literally ripping limbs from bodies.Ī group of Khorea's aides rallied, grabbed the general, and, ignoring his shouts of protest, did a flying-wedge toward the rear of the stage. For fear of killing Sten they had to use their hands. All the barracks were crackling and exploding.Īlex and Kurshayne fought desperately to get to him. Outside the Citadel, the mountaintop ran with rivers of fire. They punched through the unarmed cadets, ignoring them, and fanned out across the room in three-man teams, firing into the Jann officers on the stage. He wanted desperately to kill Sten.īut before he could issue any orders, the main doors blew open and Sten's killing squad waded in. It hit the dining room like an earthquake, flinging Jann to the floor.Īnd Khorea saw Sten and instinctively recognized him as the leader of the attack. That second blast shook the Citadel to its foundation.
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Khorea grabbed the man, but the officer struggled free and ran on. He was appalled at the hysteria raging about him.

On the stage Khorea dragged himself out from under the table, pawing for his weapon.

Men shouted meaningless orders that no one was heeding anyway. The wall beside him exploded, and he whirled to see a Jann officer getting ready to fire again. Sten flipped a pin grenade into a group of officers, and they disappeared in a hurricane of arms and legs and gouting blood. Then Sten went down under a pile of bodies.

Sten could feel numbness spread through his body. They punched and kicked at him, fighting each other in their blind fury for revenge. The officer shredded in the hiccuping boom of the cannon. Kurshayne swung that monster shotgun off his shoulder and triggered it. Before the Jann cadets could rally at the loss of their cadremen the mercenaries were moving across the stage and out a side door. She gave him a large smile and a thumbs-up sign. Men froze in place, recovered, and then turned to stare up at him. It was a voice trained on a hundred battlefields and brought almost instant response. In a moment his voice boomed through the huge dining-hall speakers, demanding order. There was no one in front of them but a battered and torn Sten.
